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i have this deadly sickness called remembering

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable