charlie kelly, attorney at bird law

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

trying to keep track of every sneaky feastdance adaptation in house of the dragon. fake daeron swap obviously being faegon but more importantly myrcella. alicent doing princess in the tower arianne… hers was a gentle prison. rhaenyra doing annoying municipal bullshit as dany in meereen/lord commander jon. rhaena having a dany at the end of adwd moment. criston broken man monologue. larys and aegon getting to do a coveted riverlands travelogue. crazy weirwood blood dreams. a manderly attending a rat king feast*. am i missing anything

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

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