Have you ever considered getting me so high I can't remember my own name and then touching me all over

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Have you ever considered getting me so high I can't remember my own name and then touching me all over

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I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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[Image ID: Tweet from Kelsey D. Atherton (@/ AthertonKD) on 4/22/19 edited to read: Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead? /End ID]
umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.
in case you didnt fucking know
[ID: How To Be A Dog
If you want to be a dog, first you must learn to wait. You must wait all day until somebody returns, and if somebody returns late, you must learn to wait until then. Then you must learn to speak in one of the voices available to you, high and light or mellow thick and low or middle-range and terse. Whichever voice you learn to speak, you will meet somebody who does not like you because of it, they will be wary or annoyed or you will remind them of something or someone else. Once you have learned to speak you must learn not to speak unless you absolutely must, or to speak as much as you feel you must regardless of how many times you are told to stop, or sit, or placed behind a door-this will depend on what kind of a dog you want to be. And indeed there are many kinds. It may not feel as though you get to choose, and that too is a kind of dog. Next you must learn to relinquish all control over everything you might wish to control. You must learn to prefer to be led about by the neck on a piece of string, or staked to a neglected lawn by a length of chain. You must learn, once you have sampled the freedom of a life without a chain, that it is better to return and be chained again. Or you may learn that it is not— a fugitive is also a kind of dog. Of course you must learn to love, to love always and love entirely and to be wounded by nothing so much as the violence of your own love. You must learn to be confused but never disappointed by a deficiency of love. You must give up your children and not know why. You must lose yourself wholly in activity; you must never feel an itch that you do not scratch. You must learn how to wait at the foot of the bed and hope, silently, that somebody is drunk enough or lonely enough to invite you up, and you must learn not to show your excitement too much or overplay your hand. If you want to be a dog, you must learn to believe that you are not in fact a dog at all.
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@ the readfems making the “a cis boy who is medium at sports could just transition and become a star on the women’s team and get accolades and scholarships” argument:
Okay. Then you do it. Men have all those societal advantages. All the power. The system is built for men. You talk about this all the time. So why don’t you just become one? You want to get those promotions, that respect at the car dealership, you want to walk home at night and look over your shoulder less often. All it’ll take is, you know, a few years on testosterone. Changing your name. Reminding your friends and family to use the new name and pronouns because this won’t work if everyone knows you’re just pretending.
Or does the idea of doing all of that for the hope of a leg up in one or two specific areas seem, you know, fucking ridiculous?
Especially if the area you want a leg up in is the notoriously respected, well-funded and well-paying world of women’s sports
looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy
no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth

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The headline: UK Drug Dealer Feeling Bleu After Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest
The article: Police cracked encryption on a privacy-focused phone service provider and ran fingerprint analysis on photos posted by users.
Like I get that law enforcement does things like this, that’s literally what it exists for, I’m just really upset by the cutesy framing.
Also. Like. Don’t organize shit online or over the phone. Law enforcement has been pressuring tech companies to put backdoors into encrypted services for years, this whole crackdown happened because of a device-level attack, and you never know who’s listening.
And yeah. If you’re setting up an anonymous ID online for any reason do not, under any circumstances, post or share any identifying information under that ID or with devices associated with that account.
Just don’t break the law.
The Criminalization of Private Debt.
The Human Toll of Criminalizing Drug Use in the US.
How Every Part of American Life Became a Police Matter.
No Right to Rest: Police Enforcement Patterns and Quality of Life Consequences of the Criminalization of Homelessness.
The Criminalization of Poverty.
The Criminalization of Immigration in the United States.
From “brute” to “thug:” the demonization and criminalization of unarmed Black male victims in America.
“Forced into Breaking the Law”The Criminalization of Homelessness in Connecticut.
American Cities and the Creeping Criminalization of Walking.
The Unfair Criminalization of Gay and Transgender Youth.
Mass criminalization is a root cause of racial inequality within the U.S.
Illegality of Unions.
“Just don’t break the law.”
“just don’t break the law”
So we’re so anti-cop these days we’re literally defending drug dealers?
Surely These Techniques Used By The Brave Lawmen Of My Municipality To Monitor Suspected Criminals (Those Low Knaves Who Would Wound And Injure Society By Their Deeds And Dealings) Will Never Be Used To Target Me, An Upstanding Citizen.
“No one lived a completely blameless life. It might be just possible, by lying very still in a cellar somewhere, to get through a day without committing a crime. But only just. And, even then, you were probably guilty of loitering.” Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay
Plus, back to the drug-concerned pearl clutching: how many middle class/owning class cokeheads get away with, literally anything?
vs.
How many working/underclass [esp non white] people are serving decades of prison time for weed?
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
Written by Mark Russell, and drawn by Steve Pugh.
This reminds me a lot of the last few Discworld books. I remember reading someone, possibly Neil Gaiman, saying that Terry knew he was on his way out, but he still had A Lot of shit to say, so the resulting last few books tend to feel a little “shouty”.
“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.
I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?
Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.
I love you fat people I'm so sorry about the world

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"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
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