don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I thought this was going to be about being buried alive and calling for help

I thought it was going to be about taking phones with you into the afterlife like an Egyptian pharaoh

May the fourth be with you.

and also some money

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?