man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I thought this was going to be about being buried alive and calling for help

I thought it was going to be about taking phones with you into the afterlife like an Egyptian pharaoh

May the fourth be with you.

and also some money

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

so far women fucking men and having children with men and dating men and marrying men and living with men and cooking for men and cleaning up after men and mothering men and working with men and befriending men and entertaining men and counseling men and defending men and loving men has not convinced men to stop hating us but any minute now ladies

this isn't an indictment of women btw. it's men who respond to women's love with contempt. it's men who scoff at the idea that a woman could be his equal partner in life when it is a woman's place to love and serve him. worship him. it's men who see penetration as degradation so that when a woman lets him fuck her she loses her value. after orgasm he feels disgust instead of love because there's something fucking wrong with him. maybe deep down he knows he's not worthy of love, so any woman who loves him must be of low worth herself. but he tells himself it's because she's beneath him, how dare she expect anything from him? it's men who revile the thought of having to earn a woman's love, disparage women's fantasies of romance, refuse to try, refuse to change. love doesn't fix men because in his mind he's just getting what he's owed by birthright. a woman's love is like a dog's love. they love blindly and live to please and do what they're told and take whatever scraps of affection they can get from their master. man's best friend knows her place is on the floor. man's own colossal failure to see our humanity. his actions stem from that failure. there is no one right answer for women because he's the one who's irrational. how do you convince someone to see you as a human being when it should be obvious? if love isn't the answer, what is?

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama