Some things I've said/done in the last 6 hours
"Oh that's sexy. That's a sexy piercing right there."
"Don't punch the wall. Don't punch the wall. DON'T. PUNCH. THE WALL."
"YOU'RE NOT HER FUCKING FAMILY!"
*quoting The Owl House and crying while I rewatch it for the millionth time*
"Honey do you know that you're a lesbian–"
*dying noises because my allergies want me dead*
*dealing with a very stubborn alter because he got overwhelmed but his coping methods are questionable*
(We did punch our headboard a few times)
"That's pretty gay my guy."
*internal screaming and dissociating because PTSD*
*losing my mind because Hooty is a fucking mood*
"I want that kind of mom so so bad…"
"CURSE YOU AND YOUR NEED FOR PERFECTION GUS!"
(I did actually post that as my note on my Instagram crediting Gus)
(When you and your comfort character have the same name)
*losing my fucking mind because Augustus Porter is too precious and too relatable and my comfort character for a reason*
*almost passing out twice because POTS*
*texting my girlfriend 26 times with my random thoughts even though I know she's asleep*
"Consume the knowledge children. Grow wise."
"Is this why you eat paper? You can't read so you just gain knowledge by eating it instead?"
(Said to my dyslexic brother)
"HUNTER MY SON YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!!"
(all about my family's cats)
"you've just been waiting for me to do that haven't you?"
(My dad's cat sat in my clothes as soon as I got the basket out)
"Dude really. That's my clean laundry."