this is not your best work chris

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i could honestly talk about nurse crane for hours. she's the character of all time to me. she's a midwife, she's a vegetarian, she's a spinster, she has back problems, she loves her rolodex, she's a member of the institute of advanced motorists, she's an atheist, she loves to travel, she can speak spanish, she enjoys photography, she got to have a swing on a trapeze, she totally has something going on with miss higgins, she-

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

watched one episode of ride or die and I am immediately in love. wdym we have one hot woman who strides down the stairs like she owns the place and can probably kill someone in a hundred different ways, and another equally hot equally badass woman who is introduced by deftly plying a security guard with tea to get an edge in an antiques show and is masterful at political maneuvering, and they’ve known each other for 20 years and have delightful chemistry and say I love you in a way that is maybe not platonic nor romantic but a secret third thing. icons.

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