PaintedCrow

[Bill]

"Because it would be funny."

"Punishment for being a little bitch. /j"

"it'd be super funny, trust."

"The way he speaks about the tragedy of his homeworld's downfall (given few clues and persuasive lingo), it can be said that he's got a large mothering wound somewhere in the deep confines of his conscious. If the theraprism is going to do him good in any means, there may be a stroke of genius that might come across his head. If he wants to bring his kind back, he won't be able to do it the same way he used to. Evidently he might have to take another form to get the job done. So even if his kind isn't around, he's at least going to act like a primordial force in his unique genetic pool, so it chooses to go elsewhere. The Golden Mother. Warmer than the sun in August, and brighter than the sun during perihelion. And the drama that's going to spur on due to the mental toll he's going to take during it? He'll come out a whole new and wonderful being. Utterly transformed. He may not be the host of dimensions anymore, nor is he the one to burn them. His goal is the opposite. He has to create life for each as his grandest punishment…. but it won't feel like a burden after the first few, aye?"

"We need to complete the mpreg circle since it was Ford last time."

"1) he has to suffer 2) he joked about getting me (the reader) pregnant in his book, so GUESS WHAT. WHO'S GETTING PREGNANT NOW LOSER?! I need to put him in a blender, but I'm afraid he'll like it, so Need Him Pregnant Poll it is."

"Because I’ve been madly in love with him for years and what better way to express that than through creating new life.🫰🥹"

"It’s time to make this 2D-turned-3D shape even more 3D, folks. By making him ROUND. This triangle absolutely would baby trap the object of his obsession- I mean, affection - and would do so with great joy and amusement, especially where the uncomfortable experience of pregnancy is concerned. And would this finally answer the ultimate question of science: what wins; thousands of years of therapy, or extreme daddy and mommy issues? Find out when Bill Cipher becomes a parent, tumblr! Besides, at the end of it all, don’t we need a matching set?"

"Bill's an interdimensional horror triangle. An incomprehensible being of pure limitless energy… Truly, the possibilities for pregnancy are endless. I've seen so many unique and imaginative takes on his speculative reproductive biology. That said, personally I want to see the triangle go ROUND. I need to see him PREGNANT!

The emotional and thematic potential is also so important to me. Bill has the trauma and psyche to make his pregnancy SO interesting. His clearly complex relationship with his parents and their memory. Being the last of a species HE ended. The possibility that his child may not be compatible with the 3d world he now inhabits. He's a triangle for god's sake! Who let him get pregnant! That doesn't even make sense! Not to mention just, Bill. Himself. His whole deal of being such an awful unhinged little guy. What will he do!? Nobody knows!!

I need to see how he reacts to the news, to the experience of mpregnancy, to everything that comes after. Maybe it'd be wholesome, maybe it'd be horrific. Either way, I wanna watch him through a microscope. I want to put him in contraptions! And through contractions!

I need that triangle pregnant so bad I just spent 9 months helping to create The Bill Cipher MPREG Zine, a fan zine DEDICATED to Bill's pregnancy. His fans are calling for it, we need that triangle pregnant! NOW AND ALWAYS!

Ford Pines has had his turn. It's time for Bill Cipher's mpregful victory!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!"

"Bill Cipher is an eldritch being, a being of pure energy- an alien (also the villain of the series). Pregnancy wouldn't be out of the ordinary. Who even knows what his anatomy is really made of?? Heck I bet even he doesn't know the limits of his own body. He's the last of his species (of Euclydia), he's been around for trillions of years. He definitely doesn't remember what he can and cannot do; he views himself as a god.

Pregnancy will humble this horrible triangle. Pregnancy will make this 'god' fall off the imaginary pillar he built for himself and bring him back to earth, with the common folks. Pregnancy is justice against a little guy who acted like a tyrant for trillions of years and to the main characters of the series, who suffered by his hand (his Henchmaniacs also suffered). What Bill needs is therapy and you know what else rhymes with therapy? Pregnancy!

MPREG is the therapy Bill needs to be a better person. A form of justice that the people need."

"He should absolutely not get pregnant or enter any kind of parenthood under any possible circumstances, which is why I need him pregnant RIGHT now."

"he would be such a little freak about it. also, Ford got the abortion so clearly SOMEONE has to step up here!"

"His husband won last time, so now it's his turn. They'll both be moody together and that will be hell to everyone else and I think that's funny."

"Ford can not be the only prego g4shhja"

"Revenge for Ford."

"since ford pines won last time, he deserves to know what it’s like to be pregnant too bc i want him to suffer. 🥺 also the concept of such a powerful being getting pregnant is very interesting cmon. lastly uhh he’s a fuckable looking triangle idk what to tell u."

Bill Cipher propaganda from last season

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."