Dearly Be(v)loved

i hate it when i want to draw whump of my favourite character and my mutuals are electrocuting themselves

Does blood conduct electricity like if i stuck my phone charger into my wrist what would happen

yes

your blood has minerals in it so i’m pretty sure that if there’s like a potential difference the minerals become ionised and a current can flow? @chemists fact check this please

Next time i have a wound im gonna see what happens if i stick a usb-c in there

hey. hey. wdym ‘last time you got electrocuted you just raw dogged it” why are you raw dogging electricity. use a condom

GDJSGSJS there was no back on a plug and i wanted the radiator on so i, in a strike of genius, pushed all the prongs flat into the socket with my palm. Didnt really hurt was just weird lol

Does blood conduct electricity like if i stuck my phone charger into my wrist what would happen

yes

your blood has minerals in it so i’m pretty sure that if there’s like a potential difference the minerals become ionised and a current can flow? @chemists fact check this please

Next time i have a wound im gonna see what happens if i stick a usb-c in there

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

wii would like to play