I'm A Joker

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

fuck you if you don’t think robert de niro’s best role is as captain shakespeare the gay sky pirate in stardust (2007) dir. matthew vaughn

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

i just feel like it’s my right to go to a masquerade ball y’know? like i’ve earned that. it’s something i deserve to experience, at least once

Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up? Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

back when I first started doing photography I had the difficult task of asking all my subjects for their permission to use their image in a photograph.  it wasn’t until I finally read the law books that I realized you don’t have to ask permission to take pictures of birds.  birds don’t have the same legal rights as humans apparently.  outrageous but true

WHAT

@remorting @mitaukano

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

THIS IS MY FOREVER MOOD

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

thor: ragnarok