This Imperfect life

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

I was going to add that post about gaining net zero information but actually I’m loving the sheer lack of commitment from the tag line “you’ll say they’re good”

no experience scarier on this earth than randomly waking up to a text message from an extended family member you haven’t seen let alone talked to in nearly a year asking what your preferred pronouns are when you are very extremely closeted

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

wats he doin

His best

*puts you in my pocket and leaves you in my pocket and accidentally puts you in the washing machine but you live through it and now youre cleaner * ohhh im so sorry lol

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

Bees know about supply and demand

Protection money

Protection honey

SHUT UP

First it was the Fucking Chocolate Guy, now it’s the Fucking Sand Art Guy.

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice