Everybody's Got The Right To Some Sunshine

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

red dead redemption 2 but i sit on an elliptical while i play and every time i use my horse i start pedaling

i respect horses now

Horror really is the best genre of film huh

counterpoint: it scare me

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

I’ve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, you’re welcome. This is my favourite thing.

i wish my cats would tolerate this.

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not