its party thyme

MINECRAFT NEEDS DOG ARMOR

MINECRAFT NEEDS DOG ARMOR

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you’re pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

Minecraft is the closest thing to mental stability I will ever have

you see they call it minecraft because you

because y

go on…… say it…

Operative Fat Fucc

this has to be the worst form of advertising there is