DragonFaerie

nyandy orton

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.

If you want to look at images you didn't make based on ideas you didn't have, I highly recommend going to a fucking museum. There is real art in there! And you can just look at it without having to type a single thing!

Why are Lions called "The King of the Jungle"? Lions don't live in the fucking Jungle, they live on the Savannah. If Lions are the King of the Jungle, Humans are the God Emperors of the Abyssal Zone.

was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.

edit it WASNT in his office it was at HOME. oh well im not that picky.

his aides are being really cagey and the governor is pissed because if hes dead he needs to appoint someone but he needs to know hes dead to do that. typical mitch blocking a democrat appointee. he maybe died doing what he loved i guess.

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

god it would be SO fucking funny if trump delivering a shitty overly patriotic speech on the country's 250th anniversary in 100 degree humid weather after doing everything in his power to gut any steps toward combating climate change is what kills him it would be soooooo poetic

finish the job that Covid started