where I post my bald man thirst and cat spam

One day you think you're completely normal, and then you see this photo:

A Max win, before your time. Glorious, happy, a podium with his favourite teammate, GP.

But then. Then. You zoom in. You see this detail:

You think, surely not, not GP. He's not a man with abs. It can't be GP.

It is. It is GP. GP with abs.

You retreat into your void, screeching. Calling out to the other feral bats in your cave. They come all at once, screeching.

GP! Has! Abs!

The bats were never the same again.

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ajsldbdkdnfodnfbff YES I love this!!!! kissing his muzzle marks gently eeeeeeeeeeeee

YES YES YES

consider gp walking past max while he’s on his sim rig at home, not saying anything just stopping for a moment to watch him. max finishes his lap and starts the next, gp still watching. the next lap he goes a couple tenths quicker. gp just says ‘that’s my boy’ and quietly walks off again. max implodes

ps on a very different note your strudel updates are so cute!!

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bonus: gp is crunching on his apple 🤭🤭🤭

I LOVE THIS TIGERRRRRR YES GIVE IT ALL TO MEEEEEEEE

um. um. um. maybe he likes pink lady apples and thinks they’re nice and sweet and crunchy and yummy…