Snaggle Tooth Sugar Daddy

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

Lend your power to me, lion...

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Getting high on open window air

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own