One foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago