MINECRAFT HELL

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

they mummified joe hills. so sad but it had to happen.

Hello Tumblr, I'm here with a STUPID request... I asked myself the question 'Is Every Block in Minecraft Someone's Favourite?", and to answer this, I created a survey! It takes two seconds to fill out, and I just really want to know if every block is loved by someone! And that just doesn't have to be for building, it can also just be for how you use it in the game, the sound it makes when you place it, or maybe you've got a memory attached to it! On the 21st of April, I'll be sharing the results with the survey alongside some hopefully interesting stats. Please help me out, fill in the form and share it around! https://forms.gle/yhK6PFUPcJ6McPS78

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.

im killing myself in front of you and clogging up ur inventory with xquisitedeadguy meat

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open