howdy

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

being a smart femme is wanting to be fucked by a butch so hard that you become dumb

only baddies still sleep with stuffed animals

not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.

♡ Butch who lets me call them Daddy and tells me what to do >>>>

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them