m'wah

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

It’s ok to have blatant double standards that favour lesbians btw