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men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

a surprising number of people are learning from this post that looksmaxxers are unironically fracturing their facial bones

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans