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its always "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" until im fucking parallel parking and it looks like im all up on their ass and when i get out of the car theres enough space for me to start a small business like qdagwbsbeje AAAAAAA

well i don't want to be silly anymore. i want to engage in hoaxes and schemes now

*psychiatrist listens to me describe my symptoms and writes down a note on their clipboard that just says “LOL”*

In case no one has told you today….theres something very obviously wrong with you 💙

Really needed to hear this ❤️🙏

hey if anyone could take a moment to sign this petition calling for an immediate investigation into the cops who pepper sprayed teenagers & peaceful protesters inside central station after the sydney black lives matter protest on june 6th that’d be really helpful! central station is underground & really close quarters, it’s a really brutal place to get attacked with pepper spray

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

no more coming out, if u cant tell im gay from the everything abt me u dont deserve to know

I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time