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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

the only thing stopping me from ruling the world is that i was born without motivation or drive

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

"I want," the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. "Certainly," said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. "Thank y- Hey! What's this?" "A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions."

This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim