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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

reminder that the UN estimates it would cost only $93 billion per year to end world hunger, so elon musk could end world hunger for 10 years at his current net worth.

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

Me, upon dying with no coins because I spent them all on capsule machine trinkets: Lord Charon do you have PayPal?

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

imma do anything atp why not

Fuck it

screw it

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

okay no news but i did learn/relearn how to mod in Stardew Valley so