chill out, dickwad.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

Why does everyone write Merlin like he’s some soft boy if this dude had a gun he’d use it everyday

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

at least the colour green exists

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually