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Palia's new update has been great, but i'm always getting jumpscared when i turn around to find a sernuk bee-lining it to beat the shit out of me

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bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

byjove

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

ganondorf

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

Me when I haven’t talked to Ulfe in a few days

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Theory for how they’re gonna start off the friendship with Eshelon…He’s gonna admit that he was flirty cause he planed on using you at some point. But when you were knocked out he found himself genuinely concerned about you. And the longer it took you to wake up, the more worried he became. And when romance becomes available he’s gonna admit that when he’s flirting to use/manipulate someone it’s easy for him to do, but now that he’s developed genuine feelings he’s a nervous wreck.

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trimanilukot

pls they are so cute

helena-bottom-farter

Just talked with Eshe and she said she had many suitors when she was young but non of them were able to win her favor. The dialogue to reply was something like “until Kenli” and she replied “Yes, until Kenyar— I mean, Kenli” I really hope that when they finally decide to expand villager relationships that Eshe’s reveals what happened between her and the duchess.

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braelyn-dennis

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Why can’t I put books on the Librarian’s Bookshelf!?

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Palia's new update has been great, but i'm always getting jumpscared when i turn around to find a sernuk bee-lining it to beat the shit out of me

tillero

Silent meetings in the morning mist

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ruinedchildhood

stardynamite

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

stardynamite

My artistic rendition:

lorddoom01

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

creepymutelilbugger

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

proteinmom

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

aspergrl

GIRL

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enjoloras-deactivated20220821

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

me when im a flea

systlin

I looked up and read the Flea after this and it is in fact enough to kill a modern person who complains about 'problematic' smut on AO3 instantly.

It is making a political point but also Sweet mother of fuck

crabussy

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

crabussy

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

crabussy

artistic depiction of the event

crabussy

sawed-on-shotgun

your penis is died. game oval

crabussy

sawed-on-shotgun

dude pay attention

crabussy

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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