Who fucking cares

 Dinh Xuan Hieu

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

I think this is the exact sexuality of roughly a third of you, yes all of you.

new pickup phrase

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

It’s $875

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

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*vibrating off of a second coffee* i am too fast for depression to catch me