This Is My Garbage

must a woman be “beautiful”? is it not enough that she shake her fist at God and commit acts of heresy in the name of hedonism and lunar madness

I mean…it’s not an aesthetic, it’s an actual identifier that means a whole lot to the people who use it to describe their relationship to their bodies during sex…so yeah, if that fits your experience you should totally call yourself Stone Butch.. but if it doesn’t….shove off

people who don’t understand why cooking bloggers have paragraphs about picking apples with their college roommate or their childhood best friend with cancer or fishing with dad after a break up or the thing their kid told them in the produce section last week or their first time growing herbs in a window box are like telling on themselves. I never got that joke. Scroll down to the recipe if you’re uninterested in delicate interconnections whatever like sometimes I don’t feel like reading it I’m on a mission but I know why its there I know why they were moved to include that with the recipe . You know. Anthony knew. We all really know I hope

Chimken

The utter joy in that cat's face.

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

appreciation post for girls with thick eyebrows

Appreciation post for girls with thick… no I shan’t say it…

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp