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top reylo posts of all time

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star wars heritage post

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anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

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[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

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sapropel

Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

amygdalae

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

reallycoolsoup

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

amygdalae

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

musteilss

Five hundred cigarettes

crimewave420

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

seashellemoji

why do ppl hate the grumps now ? somebody catch me up

crimewave420

It’s because Arin posted a picture on his twitter with the caption “#1 Crip Killa” but quickly deleted it and refuses to apologize to this day

babycabbageroll

Imagine growing up on bad humor and then having people hate you for trying to make jokes from your childhood when that’s just your sense of humor. They say a lot of really terrible shit they have to apologize for on their videos and they’re still a great channel

crimewave420

Fuck you mean he just tweeted this the other day 🤨

gorps

“can he reclaim??”

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tiktaalic

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

creepymutelilbugger

thats because its plance. there are others as well

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

spell-fox

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

gavamont

I made a new kind of dungeon I’m calling The Front Rooms.

It’s a reception area where there’s a really attractive punk rock girl working the desk and she has headphones on. Every time you build up the courage to talk to her and ask for directions or to buzz you in to advance in the dungeon she doesn’t hear you and sometimes she’ll take off her headphones, but only when you’re too quiet and shy and she says she can’t hear you. She then goes back to illustrating some kind of highly bisexual punk comic zine.

It’s driven several Midwest emo adventurers to madness. I’ve looted a lot of lighters and wired headphones from them.

monstrouslysexy

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

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liarsblade

[completely misunderstood the story] I always interpreted it as a sort of found family narrative myself. Like the frog is the scorpion's baby and she loves him very much :)

liarsblade

What the fuck is vampire smp.

typhlonectes

Independent bookstores, and booksellers, get a lifeline just when they need it most.

Independent bookstores around the country have a particularly clever lifeline, one perfectly suited to the unprecedented moment we find ourselves in. The strange part? It came into being just weeks before the World Health Organization declared the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic, and before the bookstores started closing up shop wondering if they’d reopen at all.

The lifeline in question is called Bookshop.

In simple terms, it’s a super clean, user-friendly online bookstore whose raison d’être is supporting independent bookstores — not simply with exposure or resources (though that’s certainly a factor), but with cold hard cash…

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From their Choose a Bookstore tab

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also available in the uk now

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