Carcinization, babyyyyy

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Akira bike sliding on a horse

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock