Carcinization, babyyyyy

During her incredibly long winded evil monologue the demon queen looked towards my party for the first time in 12 minutes and we had set out the cards and snacks and she finally had to stop talking because the idea we werent listening made her so frustrated and embarrassed she choked up a little

Can you please not tell people about that. Please. I suffer enough indignities already. Cant we just keep that between us. I spared you and everything. Please.

We promised we were listening and even repeated some of her points back to her but she didnt wanna hear it she just slammed the door to her lair and wouldnt let us back in. I think it really hurt her feelings

THAT WAS AN ACT OF MERCY. I WAS SPARING YOU

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

my nose!

thats the wrong image

wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet

Still in content label review but you can murk trannies within 24 hours of them making a blog @staff @humans @photomatt

Mature label is still on this but @staff is still nuking transfems and Black people while making excuses for it. But yeah you "moderate behavior, not identity" and that's why Black people and transfems get flagged just for existing. Enjoy your lawsuit because that statement sure as hell ain't helping you

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

working at a university really makes any romance set among college undergraduates unreadable but ESPECIALLY the dark romances where they're supposed to be like sinister mastermind daddy doms. he's 20 years old dude. there's a good chance he doesn't know how to do laundry. I know a guy who was living in a house with 4 other dudes when he was 20 and they were all sharing one fork. that guy's not leading the college mafia.

I have undergrads who still ask for permission to swear and use the bathroom in non-classroom social settings. most powerful men in the world my ass.

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.