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Do you know this SFX? #1591

I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

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Galápagos hawk hitching a ride on a giant tortoise By: Tui A. de Roy From: Wildlife of the Islands 1980

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It’s so important to practice, practice, practice

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i have been to like fifteen "retro gaming" stores in my area and the task of explaining the controllers i collect has yet to become easier to explain even a little. how am i supposed to explain the perversion that compels me to buy garbage like this

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

coiling my wicked, prehensile penis around the control ball whilst i grip the sides with both hands

cottoncandylesbo

i just cleaned this thing . take your whiplike genitalia elsewhere, knave

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

very well, i return to my harem of N64 controllers

theharewitchproject

Step 1: Absorb knowledge

Step 2: Solve word searches, make cat jealous

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UNMUTE!!

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"why is tenna so popular when queen is objectively funnier" fear. The skill required to accurately portray queen, to have the same comedy skill as she does, to land those jokes so effortlessly as Toby does with her, is something only the brave, the skilled, or the foolish attempt. Tenna is easy. If you mischaracterise him, it's whatever. But do queen wrong and you will feel like an utter fool. A poser. A fake fan. She was a gift far too grand for us. How the fuck do you beat "I'm A Mother. I Can Give Birth. To Delirious Slams"

"I think you can be a mother... Without giving birth?"

"Prove It. On The Court. Right Now"

How do you do that. How do you reach this level of hilarity. If I write a shit post, a comic, an ao3 fic, and the reader isn't pissing themselves laughing, punching their leg and falling over in their chair then I failed and I deserve to be beheaded post haste

hagiomoto

Holy shit the US Military tested an experimental GPS jammer and caused a civilian plane crash that kills everyone on board in May.

A days-long electronic warfare drill was one of the causes behind the loss of a four-passenger medevac flight.

When the Federal Aviation Administration shut down air traffic to El Paso Airport earlier this year, nobody could have guessed than an experimental high-energy laser weapon was the cause. After days of chaos and speculation, it was revealed that Customs and Border Patrol officials had fired off a laser volley from a US Army base adjacent the El Paso Airport. Though the trigger-happy Border Patrol grunts evidently thought they were firing at drug-smuggling drones, their real target turned out to be a kids’ party balloon. Regardless, it was later reported that the cutting-edge weapon was taken for a test-drive a week before FAA and Pentagon officials had a chance to discuss how to safely implement the laser device, making it a small miracle that nobody in the air was killed. Not every use of an experimental aerospace weapon goes off without a hitch, however.

New bombshell reporting by Wired reveals an incident in which the testing of an experimental GPS jammer resulted in a medical plane crashing into the side of a mountain.

folk-punk

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

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the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

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there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

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the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother

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Thereby disproving Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

what-even-is-thiss

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

what-even-is-thiss

The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying

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The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie

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Meanwhile as a result of my missing persons case a strange series of events leads to a teenage fan of a true crime podcast unearthing the first credible evidence of alien abductions

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