no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

i do love how the average tumblr user's need to be contrarian drives them to reblog this with something like "and i love sinning" like. do you think having sex with people who are not your tumblr mutuals is somehow actually unusual. i mean. sure i guess. you have normal sex. that is the joke.

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person