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31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

Donnie darko if it was good

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

okay!

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

my dipshit husband needs me to check in on him after he asked to be locked in a cage. if i dont do this tedious femdom bullshit with him he says hes going to go to the police about my insane southern gothic style relationship with my quasimodo style brother

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

I think it's cool when people draw anthropomorphic lab rats who are mad scientists. However, I think we should extend this idiom further. Where are the koi that do landscaping? The cow slasher villains wielding cleavers and bolt pistols? And, most importantly of all, the horsegirls with whips and riding boots?