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Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual