Let's Get Fired Up

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

Go to the convenience store and purchase a cola drink and drink it

Please

can i have some change?

You can’t

guards rub his belly

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

round tummy pushing against and or over a belt peace and love on the planet earthf

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

put that sanae picture away

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."