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PROPAGANDA:

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."

PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Eggman]

"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."

"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."

"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."

as rob is abt to fight sonic at the end of the movie agent stone comes out to help him unexpectedly (cus he was also in green hills the whole time) and with this own tech he built himself and he does try but rob still gets sent to the mushroom planet and stone is crushed and as he's abt to get arrested by tom, tom looks away and stone gets away

AND HIS TECH GLOWS PURPLE like he has some awesome purple high tech robotnik tech roller skates and awesome purple glowing weapons it's awesome

tldr: the idea is rob doesn't fight sonic alone w/stone being able to join before the fight starts and stone does all he can to fight off sonic and to stop him from going to another planet but fails and has to watch rob disappear

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

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who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

Sometimes your family is your loyal sycophant, an alien hedgehog your grandpa adopted, your AI daughter, and the robot version of your nemesis

also I adore the headcanon that Rob IS actually interested in fashion, designer etc.

^ Posted Robotnik up how I was abt 10 minutes ago, yes that’s an entire charcuterie board in his lap

Crab era Stobotnik playing FNAF

Stone is in the rabbit hole of fnaf, There is no salvation for him 😔

part 2 of this post ig, but this time featuring my AUs because I will make everything about these goobers

Wdym I have an unhealthy obsession with my own versions of my favourite characters that i ended up changing so much to the point where you can barely tell that they are from a sonic au?