An Overwhelmed Fishy in the Sea

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

the horrible thought that i don’t think i will ever be able to hear the phrase “among us” normally anymore is starting to worry me. i will be dead in a casket fifty years from now and the person giving the eulogy could say something like “i know that, even though they’re gone, in some ways they’re still among us” and literally resurrect me right then and there

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

I imagine this is how Joss Whedon sounds when he writes