Be The Voice

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

More respect for this guy

I always respond to various versions of "I have a question?" with "... and here is a bad answer" as my only response. No one has ever laughed, but I will continue this gambit to my grave.

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

There are Experiences behind this sign

Nothing can match this energy

Igen ❤️

If this passes through making the rounds and I don’t reblog it, I’m dead.

adding THAT video

the ghost of Freddie Mercury is warming up your audience!