ומה אם לסבתא היו גלגלים?

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

oh my GOD

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I need this gif reversed

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her