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der plot (vincents outfits) war fantastisch

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one of the best feelings tbh
to all my queer friends, everywhere but especially in Germany and Berlin, please take care. of yourself, of each other. don't let the doom and fear take you. grieve. but hold on tight. we've still got each other and they can't take that away from us.
mid-year book freakout đ
big thanks to @two-hearts-beat for tagging me!
Number of books you've read so far: 9
Best book you've read so far in 2026: Don't Let The Forest In by C.G. Drews
Best sequel you've read so far in 2026: bold of you to assume I read a sequel of anything. Only thing coming close (because it's a prequel) is Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins
Most anticipated release for the second half of the year: The Burn Line by Jonathan Sims (let it finally be august pls)
New release you haven't read yet but want to: no idea, I'm just reading whatever book falls into my hands that I vibe with
Newest fictional crush: I don't really do that, and apart from that about every character in the books I read are not the type you should have a crush on in the first place
Book that made you cry: Sunrise on the Reaping, because I knew Haymitch must have had it rough from what we learn in the original trilogy but damn Suzanne Collins, calm down
Most beautiful book you've gotten so far this year: idk, but I have to admit that I really like the cover art of Graveyard Shift by M.L. Rio
Book that made you happy: I reread Good Omens to forget cope with the series finale, so that made me happy actually
What books do you want to read by the end of the year? definitely wanna finish The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern bc I'm halfway through and then lost all motivation to keep going and The Burn Line (mentioned earlier). Apart from that I don't really have a plan on what I want to read, I just wanna meet the goal of my reading challenge (which is 12)
Tagging: @dasloddl (i know you read bc we do follow each other on goodreads) but apart from that I have no idea who of my mutuals regularly reads books and stuff, so I guess pls feel tagged if you want to do this :)
having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

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i donât care that youâre weird. in fact, i encourage it. hell, Iâll be weird with you, the fuck..
Me: Norse mythology has no real canon. It was shared verbally and so severely fucked with when it was finally written down. Really there is no right or wrong and all versions and interpretations are mostly valid. The myths we have now might be bs, we don't know, so fuck it!
Also me when there's a slight variation or something is off in an adaptation: no, that's not right. This feels like a crime to read, fix it now.
âOmg Steve Rogers is back!â
âSteve and Bucky reunion scene!â
âSam, Bucky, and Steve together on screen again!â
I hope the New Avengers hold Steve down by his throat while Sam and Bucky take turns beating his ass
I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices
reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

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grab your shirts everybody WE MADE IT!!!!!!!
Youâve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler
are you ever just like, oh my god what AM I doing with my one wild and precious life?????
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Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUâVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itâs called the Murder Strut.
ITâS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnât find it. Iâm so glad ITâS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let âem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereâs anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iâm not moving for them, I canât think of it atm.
Walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youâre gonna win the Indy 500 and donât care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Â
The headology on display here would make Granny Weatherwax proud.