TabeaOrNotTabea

ilya and svetlana having their weekly gossip night either in person or over the phone and shane is like what are you talking about and ilya says i complain about you ,she is only person who will listen to me complain about you and one day shane asks svetlana does he complain about me a lot?☹️ and svetlana is like ? who told you that he literally just talks about how much he loves you all the time it’s quite exhausting honestly

As a woman (especially young), the best thing you can do for yourself is to do it on your own. If you’re constantly waiting around for other people to come and do stuff with you then you’re gonna be waiting a long time.

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

‘i could fix him’ well i could call him friendless, nicht mehr der jüngste and sexuell unausgelastet while we’re chilling in his garden after i invited myself over 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could strip in the passenger seat of his car, while he’s texting and driving, on our first day of work together 😌

‘i could fix him’ well ich könnte mit ihm zusammen …………………… arbeiten 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could cramp his murder investigation style by insisting on such petty things as traffic laws and the rights of witnesses/suspects 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could point out his logikprobleme while he, an insomniac, falls asleep at my feet on the back porch of one of our suspects’ house 😌 

‘i could fix him’ well i could hug him 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could steal his pills and confront him about his substance abuse problem in a car after the end of our first case together, a move that is sure to end well 😌

‘i could fix him’ well he told ME schön dass du da bist 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could call him friendless, nicht mehr der jüngste and sexuell unausgelastet while we’re chilling in his garden after i invited myself over 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could strip in the passenger seat of his car, while he’s texting and driving, on our first day of work together 😌

‘i could fix him’ well ich könnte mit ihm zusammen …………………… arbeiten 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could cramp his murder investigation style by insisting on such petty things as traffic laws and the rights of witnesses/suspects 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could point out his logikprobleme while he, an insomniac, falls asleep at my feet on the back porch of one of our suspects’ house 😌 

‘i could fix him’ well i could hug him 😌

‘i could fix him’ well i could steal his pills and confront him about his substance abuse problem in a car after the end of our first case together, a move that is sure to end well 😌

‘i could fix him’ well he told ME schön dass du da bist 😌

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

wet girl summer. either I'm sweaty or freshly showered or absolutely soaked by the rain, there is no dry in-between

are you ever just like, oh my god what AM I doing with my one wild and precious life?????

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen