dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

i love getting paid to paint my nails and watch buzzfeed unsolved marathons on the clock

except occassionally you have to deal with weirdos who tell you about their explosive diarrhea and tell you that "you should be a mom because you're so patient." meanwhile you're killing this man with knives in your mind. can't tell if he's got some ~neurodivergency or if he's just seeing how far he can push my buttons before I tell him to fuck off.

people really do have such short memories about lots of things but specifically gay sex was a crime in much of the usa less than 25 years ago like i remember it and gay marriage wasn’t legalized until 11 years ago and i was a grown woman waiting to get my hair cut when i found out. on a beautiful june day!!!