laika - she/her

Im probably aroace but im being sent into space to die alone so idrc about that rn

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

I looove having 0 children and sleeping alone in my quiet clean cool apartment and going to concerts and festivals and shopping for new cute clothes and watching TV

one of the most gender non conforming things a woman can do is refuse to suffer lol

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

The amount of times I say ‘I know baby’ to myself in a day whenever I feel sad or disappointed like I don’t know what to make of this

soulmate AU but the name that appears on your wrist is the person you were destined to be coworkers with

and yes 🙄 y’all can be freaky too. so long as you’re clocking in for the same shifts first and foremost

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

(lying in the mud in the aftermath of a bloody battle, fevered and delirious in the throes of death) my amazing digital gut wound 😀

& the ravens wheeling on high begin their gentle descent

so if the mommy spider loves the baby spider more the baby spider will eat its siblings less…

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.