I clown, You clown, We clown.

bestie (said to someone you've never spoken to directly)

so false worstie

we are holding hands

i am kissing you on the mouth

you're going in the soup

variations on "your dad looks gnc af" "YOURE INSANE"

mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)

[gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)

using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line

my beloved/my beloathed

hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday

variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss

epic iruazz thingy i did for my good friend sam (ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ ) i, wanted to retake the pic but actually no

the conundrum never ends

i still don't know what would have happened if she didn't mishear it as something else, and i never, ever want to find out. i do not care if it makes you feel bad, i do not care if you really want to make that gay joke, I DO NOT CARE IF YOU THINK IT'LL BE FINE, do not fucking mention someone's queer identity to another person without explicit permission.

Padoru, padoru, padoru, padoru…. That has been my day 😂😂😂😂 #SQ Padorus~~~~ i think they came out pretty nice ✨❤️💙✨

Kaze no yo oniii

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

Ko-Fi

(ID under the cut)

Can I just say how happy I am that people as big as these folks are talking about this shit? LIKE BRO THANK YOU, SPREAD THE AWARENESS. CONVERSION THERAPY IS TORTURE. IF YOU SEND YOUR CHILD TO CONVERSION THERAPY YOU’RE LETTING YOUR CHILD BE ABUSED. PERIODT.

SIGN THESE IF YOU’RE IN THE UK.

READ ABOUT CONVERSION THERAPY.

ALSO GIVE TO SOME CHARITIES WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.

THANK YOU.