Time for another Kickstarter!
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Time for another Kickstarter!
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Werecat
It’s a lykoi! A similar mutation to sphynxes, from what i recall?
Looked it up and yeah it’s a different mutation. Not a designer breed either so nothing creepy. Apparently they’re very affectionate. ❤️
@dmillust
We need one for our weird animal party we got going on.
Yeah they are actually naturally occurring and have been found in different countries in domestic shorthair feral cat populations. They have a similar personality to sphynxes and yeah I kinda waaaaant one.
“Would consider going back”
tag from itoldmanymanypeople: in yelp reviews as in all things eliot spencer is tough but fair
I NOW WANT A SET OF YELP REVIEWS FROM ELIOT
“Floor to ceiling windows give an open ambiance but very little cover from sniper fire. Creative appetizers and a limited but well selected wine list. Excellent prices. Four stars.”
“Production values at this theater are very high and the classic 1950s construction makes it very easy to contain hand to hand combat in a hallway. They give back to the community and host amateur theater productions all winter long. Five stars.”
“Unflappable staff members are friendly and ready with a book suggestion or a pressure bandage, even right before closing. Free coffee is a nice touch. Sorry about the armchair. Four stars.”
#i am WEEPING at the COMPLETE ACCURACY of this post #eliot ‘if i’m not honest with you you can’t improve’ spencer #always seeking out teachable moments #a true believer in honest feedback #and real constructive criticism #i bet eliot is that person who actually fills out the comment cards in hotels #like in between accidentally trashing them during a fight and fleeing the scene #i bet there is at least one barista in the town of portland who has gone home and been like ‘so my day was weird #this hot guy with huge arms came in and ordered an americano and then brought it back #and insisted on coming behind the counter and showing me what he said was a better way to pull espresso shots #he told me he learned how to do it while waiting out an assassination attempt in italy?! #then he jumped over the counter and walked off yelling DAMN IT at his friend it was v strange’ #eliot spencer stops fights in the street and teaches both sides of the tussle how to better utilize their strengths #eliot spencer always logs online and fills out the customer surveys when the bottom of a receipt requests it #in that episode where hardison runs the con and gives them all an evaluation sheet #eliot hands it in covered in writing front and back and only 15% of it is bitchiness intended to rile hardison up #(it would have been 10% but hardison came over and started bugging him while he was finishing it) #ONCE A YEAR ELIOT SPENCER SITS DOWN AND WRITES A COMPREHENSIVE LETTER TO HIS CONGRESSMAN #a terror in the streets a sub in the sheets and TRULY HOPING TO HELP YOU DO YOUR VERY BEST the rest of the time (gyzym)
it’s been about a year since this post and i’m still not over the genius of #a terror in the streets a sub in the sheets and TRULY HOPING TO HELP YOU DO YOUR VERY BEST the rest of the time
ALL OF THIS OH MY GODDD.
The math books warned us about you
I'll be at inked out next week!

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Snake #1 by geoff cordner on Flickr.
If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………
Calvin & Hobbes was on some serious shit.
how to be good digital artist:
step 1: open up drawing program of choice step 2: sin
did i do it right?
am i good digital artist yet???
FUCK
My favorite part of this is that the same deputy fell for the trap twice
Pokemon Mashups
They should just use this app to make new pokemon

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Chicago Open Air 2016
Fake Service Dogs?
You’re sitting at a cafe with your friend when suddenly a woman walks in with a toy poodle in her purse. The manager at the counter informs her “I’m sorry, but we do not allow dogs”. She replies with a heavy sigh and a “She’s a service dog. She can come with me”. Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued for asking further questions, he sits this woman down at a booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and places the dog on the booth seat next to her. When the woman’s food comes out, the little dog begs and she feeds her bits off her plate. This dog is not public access trained, and proceeds to bark at those who walk by. This dog is a nuisance and causes many in the restaurant to complain. The manager cannot do anything but inform the unhappy customers that this is a service dog, so he can’t ask her to leave. In the end, it’s the customers who end up leaving.
Now I walk in with my highly trained service dog pressed against my leg in a perfect heel position, and I’m quickly bombarded by the manager telling me “No dogs! No dogs! We ALL know what happened last time”. Confused, I tell him “This is my medical alert and medical response service dog. Her right to accompany me is protected under federal law.” With a sigh, he seats me at a table far away from others where my dog promptly tucks under my feet, out of sight. When my food arrives my dog is still tucked tightly under the table because she knows she’s not supposed to eat when she’s on duty. She stays there ignoring those who walk past for the remainder of my meal. When we leave, a woman by the door exclaims “Woah, I didn’t know there was a dog here!”
See the difference?
Scenario number two occurs at a local grocery store when a man decides to bring his certified emotional support animal into the store with him. Upon entering he flashes a fancy ID card and certification papers. This dog is not as unruly as the first, but he still forges ahead of his handler, sniffs the food on display, and may seek attention from those who walk past. You find this dog adorable, and when he and his owner walk past you ask to pet him. The owner says yes and explains how all he had to do was go online, register his dog, and a few weeks later they sent him a vest, ID card, and certification papers.
Now I pull into the same grocery store. I’m in a rush to get an ingredient for a dish I’m making so I hurry into the store with my service dog next to me. I’m quickly stopped by a manager who demands to see my service dog’s certification card. Remember, this is NOT required by law, and most real service dog teams don’t have them. After 15 minutes of trying to educate, pulling up the ADA website on my phone, back and forth bickering, and drawing more of a crowd than I want to describe… I’m finally allowed in. I grab my ingredient, stand in line (where my service dog obediently moves between my legs to make space for those around me), and I get bombarded by people asking to pet my dog. I explain that she’s working, she has a very important job to do, and she’s not allowed to be pet while on duty. People walk away grumbling and complaining about how rude I was when other handlers like the man they met earlier allow their dog to be pet.
Moral of the story? Fake service dogs create real problems. The ones who are impacted the most are the true service dog handlers who rely on their dogs every day to help mitigate their disability. How would you feel if everywhere you went, you couldn’t make it 10 feet in the door because people were asking you questions? Imagine how much time that would take out of your already hectic day. Businesses lose customers because word gets out that there are unruly dogs in their store, customers become misinformed and start thinking some of these behaviors are okay, some people even start to believe the lies that anyone can just register their dog online and make him a service dog. The result? MORE fake service dogs. MORE real problems.
I can’t express how much this resonates with me. I get so much crap because of people with fake service dogs coming before me and making it an agony to deal with.
I just saw 3 guys running down one of the streets by my house in Team Rocket cosplays and it was the single greatest moment of my life.
While the app crashes every time I get near a wild Pokemon, it doesn’t really matter too much because I’ve seen the most amazing things on just a 30 minute walk. From little kids with iPhones to the gentlemen in a business suit sprinting across a baseball field yelling to his wife about a Rattata, today has been pretty good.

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Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.
I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
I FUCKING LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS, HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING
I can’t believe you guys are forgetting:
“He was experiencing the aural equivalent of looking at a picture of two black silhouetted faces and suddenly seeing it as a picture of a white candlestick.”
The world first tattooing prosthetic Arm!
French artist JL Gonzal made this for Tattoo artist JC Sheitan using an existing prosthesis on which he added the metal bits and built the tattoo machine so that it can be set as needed by the tattoo artist.
this is so fucking metal
Steampunk done right
@sg-roadbuster This seems right up your alley.
@coelasquid this made me think of you
I dig it.