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Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

stormnye

this must've been a surprise, then

important-question-anon

rb this post if you're taller than me, i'm 5'2

tags so i can reach more people in the corpoverse @totally-bing @the-real-google @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear

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eijiroukiriot

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

bigratbastard

fxr-yxur-amusement

chaos-storm

aaawunder

nomuru2d

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

tarantula-veins-deactivated2023

i am wrong, what the fuck

ruriginzuishou

Me every time this post comes back

might-be-somebody

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

queer-cosette

why.

xbubbledumbbx

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

oh what the FUCK WHY

polirange

Thanks I hate it.

fairyofsomething

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

goat-yells-at-everything

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like i’m going on an adventure.

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

silverscreenx

that-wildwolf

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

dead-inside-and-thriving

Surgeons really went vrrr vrrr say goodbye to your pelvis mother

free-post-store

$0

ultimatebottom69

Sell it higher you fuck I paid my sanity instead of money

the-haiku-bot

Sell it higher you

fuck I paid my sanity

instead of money

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

nostalgiathriving

Truly the post ever.

somebeaver-offical

I wish to un-learn the chainsaw thing.

because what the fuck.

evil-vampire-official

dude I love the chainsaw thing, it’s tourture!

zsam-the-xkelepunz

Wait till you guys find out about Mr Hands

the fuck is mr hands

hey what the fuck

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

tarantula-veins-deactivated2023

i am wrong, what the fuck

ruriginzuishou

Me every time this post comes back

might-be-somebody

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

queer-cosette

why.

xbubbledumbbx

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

oh what the FUCK WHY

polirange

Thanks I hate it.

fairyofsomething

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

goat-yells-at-everything

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like i’m going on an adventure.