turtles are fun turtles are cool

I want to own property someday. like a house

What would ur house look like

this is a little weird, but in my dream home I want to have bungee cords and ropes strewn EVERYWHERE. there would be pulleys and little zipline systems all over the place and I could just swing over to anywhere I want to go in my house. I want a roof that I can climb up to and it would have a bunch of weatherproof cushions to relax on. I also want food storage! a BIG freezer that I can put ice creams and meats in, and a pantry big enough that I can reasonably store all my food as well as a complete collection of every single cheez-it flavor ever made. (I don't own this collection yet but I would have this in my house). a washer and dryer would be very nice to have too :)

it's actually surprising that dr mcninja didn't become more of A Thing on here considering how very Tumblr Comic it feels

like "ronald mcdonald but he's a criminal mime but the stuff he mimes is Real And Tangible but also *you* can mime stuff near him and it has the same effect and if you bully him verbally his mime magic stops working because he loses confidence in himself" is such a tumblr bit

important to mention that the mime also still runs a basically legitimate burger restaurant

*Guy who never got over a decade old webcomic voice*: If Gordito from Dr. McNinja was named anything other than Gordito and from any other piece of media than Dr.McNinja tumblr would be all over him

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

A concept for your consideration: Eridian that looks like a tooth and her name is Molar

“Aren’t you worried ai could replace you someday” oh like ai could replicate the level of mental illness I achieve over this fictional man