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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

I-it can't be! I've been jerking off her afterimage this whole time?? Just how fast is she??

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

the cost was sleeping an entire day but i have now had a dream that's unadulterated bullshit. no nightmare, nothing scary. just "dude what if wipeout involved the contestants doing other shit whie theyre getting through the obstacle course" and then my brain manufacturing the most me when i was 5 playing with dolls situation

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL

Since we have new people here

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Who the fuck says "facebook it"

The girl CIA Agent reading this <3

70 retweets and 1628 quote tweets... I don't think the federal agent is having a good time