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My Fellow Americans, I am running for President once again!
As you may have heard, I was returned to the mortal plane this year via Satanic Ritual, and through the lesbianism of the human vessel I possessed, my soul was TRANSFORMED into WOKENESS! This means I no longer stand for the Harmful Republican nature of my previous life; no, quite the opposite.
I fight for the Woke Army Now!
Also I'm Sexy. Don't ask.
Now that I have born witness to the absolute HAVOC Mr. Trump is wreaking on the United States with my own two eyes, I have made it my mission to BEAT him in the upcoming 2028 election.
On top of this, I have revived my Dear, Dear friend from my previous life, @coquettethatcher-official, to be my RUNNING MATE! I think she's also a lesbian now?
Also, I have chosen @dailyhorseposting to be my Secretary of Defense. This horsie puts Pete Hegseth to shame!
My Campaign Promises:
Socialism as the National Religion. Who said we were a Christian Nation?
Mandatory Abortions Once a Week. Smite that baby, baby!
Trickle Up Economics. You'll Find Out.
Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens In Prison. The Most Urgent of My Promises.
All Cisgender Straight White Men Jailed. Due process except for Those Guys.
Want to Learn More? Check out my brand new CAMPAIGN WEBSITE!!!
Ronald Reagan is back and SEXIER than EVER!
And while you're at it, you should...
Vote for Reagan 2028!
p.s. I am also running for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 but that's a Whole Other Thing
i think it's easy to hate on software because it's objectively less cool than hardware and theres a lot more potential for slop and adversarial interactions (exactly because of the cheapness that makes software so wonderful) etc. id like to suggest you take a moment to think of all the wonderful software in your life. wikipedia, your navigation app of choice, editing software (image music video etc). social media depending on how you feel about that. google.com. thank you software. if you like, share some beloved software in your life. mwah
"taylor swift is secretly gay" oh so you still believe in taylor swift? did your parents not tell you :(
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Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.
What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?
your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon
Okay so since I know I won’t be able to draw it just imagine the vision:
The Laughing cow in this dress in her colors
The Lactaid Cow in this outfit again in her colors:
In the she-ra pose:
Please tell me you guys see the vision
Look away followers 🖐. I don't want to hurt you.
OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL
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Paws crossed chapter 1: Awkward Encounter
THE COMMUNITY RESPONSE ALREADY IS MAKING ME TEAR UP WAWAWAW
when spiders put their little pedipalps together
*Whimpers*
This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.
Dorsal view by the same photographer:
And from the side:
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It's cruel and unfair. How my mind and body scream for things they make so difficult to obtain. Love, sex, violence... How they taunt in the periphery of my mind. Because I don't want them without one another. I couldn't love someone without violence. I couldn't let them see me naked without aching for the visceral vulnerability of submitting to their most repressed desires. It's sickening, how the need for these things sits heavy in the back of my throat like moist air and perfume and heady sweat. The desire to be pinned to a wall and torn apart for the eyes of one person alone. To be sent to the edge of the world and be accepted in all of my nakedness by one person. I couldn't find happiness without it. Not truly. Every day is an ache for a collar nobody puts on my neck. There's no forgiveness in my sleep, as comforting images of soft hands and warm beds are torn away from me come morning. There's nobody whose lips leave adoring marks along my skin. There's no beautiful person who would touch me in my waking life. Because nobody in my life can love me that way. Not anyone I've met. Because all my prosperous life means nothing if I have no respite from the hounds I endlessly keep at bay, hurriedly procuring the next slab of meat for greedy outside maws to take without so much as a grateful look my way. I am Tantalus, so close to his goal, but the edge never nearing. I am Sisyphus, trying with every part of my strength to surmount the impossible world. I am Arachne, bold and beautiful, outpacing a god in the desperation of my hubris, because unknowingly if my work is perfect, my punishment still comes. I would face every task of Hercules if it gave me the one balm I chase. I would burn worlds in the face of love. Devotion, pure as moonlight, so perfectly inscrutable that the eyes cannot see it, it is my most desired drug. It is the high that one can't synthesize or grow in labs. It is the immortal fifth dimension, surpassing time, space, gravity. All is nothing in the face of its wrath. I can reach out and feel it crackle at the edge of my fingertips so close yet far away that it burns me to know it's not mine. Because my greed is insufferable. It is single-minded and suffocating, only one gem worthy of the dragon's hoard, one delicious little morsel that I cannot seem to eat. It's Prometheus's fire, so desperately taken, I will sacrifice my everything to keep the burning for the cretins in my minds eye that the gods do not trust with sacred coals of flame. When will the cycle end? When does my aching body make its pounds of flesh in repentance? Are my cries of need not enough? Must I give my soul too? To lighten my load do I divest myself of human proof? Revert into an animal for a sole soul to see? Is that what it takes to relax? To be loved, must I give away all that I have?
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

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I will grow stronger from this trial.
You have NO CLUE how funny you just were
I will grow stronger from this trial.
Once I finish this mandatory relaxation and recovery period I can get back to what really matters: calculable forward progress