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why are people still using "trans men make more than trans women" as a talking point to demoralize trans men talking abt transandrophobia like ok. studies also show that trans men get raped way more than anyone else if you wanna play this game. whats the point of this stupid bullshit infighting.
also. whats worth getting a bit of money more if we're both still making infinetly less than cis people
I think it's especially interesting because it makes it absolutely clear that these people are viewing others oppression purely through a lens of how it impacts or compares to the oppression of trans women. The statistic is that trans men make 70 cents to the dollar. This demonstrates that trans men suffer significant financial discrimination - it is evidence *for* the existence of transandrophobia, not against it.
It is a nonsense argument that can only exist coming from people so completely focused on only their oppression that they cannot consider the oppression of others except by comparing it to their own to find evidence that their oppression is the worst oppression. It's oppression Olympics at it's most transparent.
evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting
idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives
phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this
A underrated moral panic is the UK government's deep and enduring hatred of ninjitsu. From the days of video nastys banning nunchucks and shuriken from the media but not touching depictions of any type of weapon people actually have or use to Keir Starmer promising to ban ninja swords to solve knife crime, famously committed primarily with replica Japanese swords, forever. There are still presumably people with ASBOs for pretending to be Naruto in 2004, when Tony Blair executed a raid on the servers hosting Real Ultimate Power and declared once and for all that Britain will not stand for dishonorable stealth combat no matter how many shadow warriors are sent by Brussels
I grew up with teenage mutant hero turtles on the TV because they didn't want to say the n word on television aimed at kids
Okay, never expected to see someone say "the n word" and mean ninja, but with Britain everything is possible
People are going "really" and. Yeah
Not only did they change the title for the UK, but it censored the American show too, bc they got tired of having to cut out scenes of Michelangelo using nunchucks & replaced them with a grappling hook in later seasons.
The fact that this cover censors nunchucks, and the word "ninja", but is perfectly fine with the kid's comics heroes using KNIVES AND SWORDS paints a interesting picture of the priorities here. There was, specifically, a widespread moral panic against nunchucks, which ran so deep they cut a scene from TMNT II where someone spun sausages in a way too akin to nunchucks. Love how that article can't even explain why they were obsessed with ninja weapons, since nobody actually knew how common they were at the time. They just leapt to banning this sick filth in the proud British tradition
It should be noted this isn't the permanent UK name, it was just the name in the 80s/90s. Mutant Mayhem came out over there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not "Hero"
Okay so I was trying to find out more about why nunchucks. A relatively obscure weapon that's hard to use and more likely to hurt some random kid using it than anyone else
Apparently the ban was just something they did pre-emptively after Enter the Dragon came out, and it was enforced by a censor named James Ferman. Who cracked down harshly on weapons like nunchucks and shuriken, but did nothing to touch, like, normal knives and swords and guns
I thought cutting someone twirling sausages like nunchucks was absurd, but apparently he was so fanatical about it he demanded they cut a shot from the Dragnet movie...bc you could see nunchucks in the background on a Enter the Dragon poster
That piece quotes a writer named Justin Wren who points out the elephant in the room: they were fanatically banning...what was probably the least violent weapon in the cast, versus the big stick, the literal sword, and sai, which I have been corrected are pronged metal batons you can stab people with and not knives. Apparently by the time the film came out everyone on the British Board of Film Classification besides Ferman agreed: that focusing on them over more dangerous weapons made no sense
Apparently he wanted to prove nunchucks were super dangerous, actually, so he pulled some out at a meeting and swung them around and promptly managed to nearly strangle himself. When told no one had used nunchucks in a crime in years, he attributed this to his own ban on them in a movie about turtles
So there you have it: it was all the result of one film censor who imposed his ridiculous crusades on British film as a whole. Who couldn't tell the difference between a sausage and nunchucks and thought kids couldn't either. Who...released David Cronenberg's Crash with zero cuts or censorship???
Remembering the British film censor who despised nunchucks to such a degree he would shred scenes to pieces to cover up a image of them on a poster in the background. It literally wasn't even prompted by anything. He wasn't even worried about kids hurting themselves trying them out, like he did, he just thought Britain was due for a massive wave of ninja crime and he heroically stopped it
very interesting things the british are doing lol
also a sai isnt really like a baton you can stab people with i mean you can stab people with it but its a melee weapon designed specifically to break swords and or disarm sword users thats why another common name for them is sword breakers its closet relative is probably the ranseur
youd think maybe a polearm with billhook because theyre much more similar in design but billhooks were more used for pulling riders off horses whereas the ranseur was similar to the sai used specifically to assist in deflecting and disarming people with swords
sais are typically more affective at this task however because the space between the prongs is shorter and because they are short range instead of long range weapons giving you much more ability to quickly turn the handle with a sword caught in between and snap that thang in half
also you should basically never hold a sai like raphael is doing with his right hand because the hooks are designed to funnel the sword right into the space where his fingers are which while cool looking is a good way to lose a finger and a bad way to try and stab someone because it limits the flexibility of your wrist significantly
Okay that's why I was mistaken on the nature of the sai (bc of Raphael's improper form)

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The thing I love about blues design in deltarune is that they made a black-coded feminine man, which already doesn’t happen a lot, but also was completely unapologetic and unhesitant in giving him black and racialized and masculine features, and that it doesn’t take away from his femininity and beauty. he’s got a strong jaw, he’s got locs, he’s got broad shoulders, he’s got thick eyebrows, and he’s still drop dead gorgeous and is treated as such and is never made to seem otherwise
so often feminine men are solely depicted as white or white passing, and are stripped of their more masculine features in order to seem beautiful or feminine, or their masculinity are at odds with their femininity, which can perpetuate traditional gender roles, racism, and even transphobia and transmisogyny.
in reality femininity and masculinity aren’t competing opposites, but go hand and hand, and same is the case with blackness and beauty
blue isn’t beautiful in spite of his blackness or masculinity, but rather because of it, and I think that’s delightful
what if they were black AND gay...everyone needs to get woker NOW
viral friendsgames characters ranked by how much I'd want to keep one as my weird cute pet
lethal company guys. They are cute when they do a little dance but to me they are grown human(?) theys with jobs and shit. Not a pet
Peak scouts. They are cute but they are also just weird multicoloured children & children also aren't pets. I'd give them lollipops and let them play on my phone though
Big Walkers. Theyre so cute and theyre just weird animals .... thats birds. They eat seeds i think. Docked points because based on the landscapes they explore theyre probably human sized .. a little awkward
REPO bots. SO cute.. id definitely keep one and it would waddle around.
MECCHA CAMELEON hiders. Theyre literally small and cute. I want one. I would try to take it to the vet and it would paint itself the colour of my wall to hide from me
Amonguses. Need i even say anything. The perfect cutes weird pet
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
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bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
GOD DAMN IT!
wait, can I be so honest with everyone. a banana sentence did make it into the final draft of The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, and I didn’t even realize:
so no sharpened banana claws, I’m afraid. but we do have arching banana teeth.
never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

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I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people
i love my black trans siblings, i love my indigenous trans siblings, i love my latine trans siblings, i love my arab trans siblings, i love my asian trans siblings, i love all of my trans siblings of color. yall are so important to our community <3
hilarious thing to say days after i went "really want to make a good game with an idea i've yet to see someone execute to my vision, meaning if i did make it it would really aggregate value just by existing", i realize
but i have gotten so pissed off at the dreck of a farming game i've been on and off playing that i'm genuinely gonna learn godot to make a shitty little farming game for myself to play. leveling up will be at a normal rate. the rate of time for plants to grow will either be reasonable or work like hades whiles. progress is not locked at a snail's pace, it will be offline and completely self sufficient
before anybody says i should just play stardew or minecraft you do not understand me and my needs. i don't want a fucking story or a main character or a loser husband or to mine (????), i want to PLANT GRASS, FEED COWS, GATHER THEIR MILK, and USE IT TO MAKE FOOD which i can then SELL FOR A SLIGHTLY LUCRATIVE AMOUNT that will allow me to BUY MORE COWS. PERHAPS EVEN CHICKENS. as i type this i realize i want A CLICKING GAME except it's A FARM. AND DOESNT HURT MY HANDS WITH THE SPAM CLICKING.
also i think this is a good way to learn godot because i need to have zero emotional attachment to whatever i use to learn game engines or it doesn't work because i get sick of the concept then stop trying to learn. im not gonna move on to a different story when there's no story by design
being a trans guy is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchial society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society
The Following is intended to be commiseration with our shared suffering and not derailing.
being a trans gal is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchal society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society
also absolutely not intended to derail and just to be like “fuck this shit sucks and I hate that u guys have to deal with it too”
being nonbinaryis great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchal society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society
This is why I will never understand trans people trying to destroy other trans people. We are all in the same boiling pot. Turning on each other won't make the people murdering us spare some of us.
if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently
another one bites the dust

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the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit
the author reached out to ryan gosling about producing and starring in a movie adaptation BEFORE THE BOOK WAS PUBLISHED?? sorry sir i don’t believe the name similarity is a coincidence i think you wrote this entire novel as an excuse to hang out with ryan gosling
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