"Demons were one thing, but anyone whoβs ever been attacked by a goose can tell you that theyβre aggressive apex predators descended from dinosaurs. And unlike demons, geese canβt be tricked, befriended, or reasoned with. If one of those honking bastards was sitting here waiting for us like a drug dealer we owed money, then a fight wasnβt just likely, it was inevitable."
-Jack Townsend, Tales From the Gas Station Vol. 4














