"Demons were one thing, but anyone whoâs ever been attacked by a goose can tell you that theyâre aggressive apex predators descended from dinosaurs. And unlike demons, geese canât be tricked, befriended, or reasoned with. If one of those honking bastards was sitting here waiting for us like a drug dealer we owed money, then a fight wasnât just likely, it was inevitable."
-Jack Townsend, Tales From the Gas Station Vol. 4






















