Thaumaturge

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

like i think if i ever get on a good salary my first thing to do will be getting therapy for my mother. good therapy. long term. intensive. no bullshit

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

at a certain point for shitting pissing drinking sleeping and eating you think theres got to be a limit on how much you need to do it in 24-48hr span. like what am i a sim

Wettervorhersage: Es wird schwul

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

The “weird little girl” part of my life makes me a better man idk what to tell y’all

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs