hm.

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

When I started actually reading the foundational Arthurian legends, I realized I did not hate the Guinevere and Lancelot romance, I actually love it. The problem is that modern retelling are afraid to have it be the toxic femdom BDSM freaky extremely sexual long term knight sidepiece thing it is supposed to be. He should be crawling on the ground for it and she should be kicking dirt on him.

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

@garaks-padded-cell